Miller’s Point with Caroline Pearce
A guide to who’s dated who at Sweet Valley High
THE GIRLS….
Elizabeth Wakefield
Todd Wilkins
Jeffery French
Rene Glize
Luke the Werewolf
Chris [face transplanter]
Bruce Patman
Ken Matthews
Sam Woodruff
Devon Whitelaw
Nicholas Morrow
Jamie Galbraith
Eric Hankman [On the Run]
John Marin [disguised as Ben someone]
Laurent the French prince
Joey Mason
Alex “Brad” Parker
[Not bad for a year of monogamy]
Jessica Wakefield [how do I do this? Chronologically? Alphabetically?]
AJ Morgan
Sam Woodruff
Jeffery French, Todd Wilkins, Bruce Patman, Ken Matthews [the We’ve-Bagged-A-Wakefield quartet which I never got in on]
John Marin disguised as Scott Maderlake
Chris the Stalker
Christian Gorman
Jeremy Randall
Scott Daniels
James [Margo’s employee]
Keith Wagner
Nicky Shepherd
Scott Trost
Neil Freemount
Dannys Porter and Stauffer
Bryce Fisherman
Paul Mathis [camp]
Hans [exchange student]
Tom McKay
Cliff [Malibu]
Lucas [ski instructor]
Ryder Mitchell
Mick [lifeguard]
Jack Wayland
Michael Lewis
Lord Robert Pembroke
Jaques Landeau
Jordan [prom]
Zach Marsden
Alex [murder in paradise]
Quentin Berg
Cameron the gaffer
Brad [photographer]
Kirk Anderson
Kevin Borden
Alex Parker [Kansas]
Jean-Claude [from France, the first time]
Charlie from the phone line
Roger Barrett Patman
Brandon in Soap Star
As Daniella Fromage – Pierre
As Magenta Galaxy – Brett
Cara Walker
Steven Wakefield. Yawn.
Lila Fowler
Roger Barrett Patman
Beauregard Creighton the Third
John Pfeifer
Steven Wakefield
Ben [Malibu]
Tony Alimenti
Robby Godman
Annie Whitman
Ricky Capaldo
Tony Esteban
[Considering she’s the easy girl her track record is much better than Elizabeth’s. Just saying.]
Jeanie West
Tom McKay
Sandra Bacon
Tom McKay
Manny Lopez
Amy Sutton
Tom McKay
Johnny back home
Ken Matthews
Bruce Patman
Barry Rork
Scott Trost
Peter De Haven
Maria Santelli
Michael Harris
Winston Egbert
Andrea Slade
Nicholas Morrow
Regina Morrow
Bruce Patman
Justin Belson?
Enid Rollins
Tad “Blubber” Johnston
Jonathon Cain
George Warren
Hugh Grayson,
Ronnie Edwards,
Lila’s cousin Christopher,
Lucas [ski instructor] Um, how did this happen?
Pamela Robertson
Bruce Patman
The male cohort of Big Mesa
April Dawson
Michael Harris
Artie Western
Ginny Belasca
Mike [on the phone]
Denise Hadley
Jay McGuire
Olivia Davidson
Harry Minton
Roger Barrett Patman
Mr Stuart Bachman…NOT
Ken Matthews
Molly Hecht
Justin Belson
Buzz the dealer
Tricia Martin
Steven Wakefield
Penny Ayala
Neil Freemount
Dana Larson
Prince Arthur of Santa Dora
Aaron Dallas
Caroline Pearce
“Adam”
Claire Middleton
Scott Trost
Michael Lewis
Danny Porter
Patty Gilbert
Jim Hollis
Cheryl Thomas
Steven Wakefield
Kristin Thompson
Bruce Patman
Robin Wilson
Allen Walters
George Warren
Dee Dee Gordon
Bill Chase
Suzanne Hanlon
Ken Matthews
AJ Morgan
Heather Mallone
Aaron Dallas
Shelly Novak
Jim Roberts
Susan Stewart
Gordon Stoddard
Jennifer Mitchell
John Pfeifer
Mandy Farmer
Winston Egbert
Patsy Webber
Todd Wilkins
Jade Wu
David Prentiss
Julie Porter
Peter DeHaven
Rosa Jameson
Roger Barrett Patman
Besty Martin
Jason Stone
Sally Larson
Mark Riley
An honourable mention to the perpetual dateless [god knows how they survive in Sweet Valley…]
Maria Slater
Jennifer Morris
Abbie Richardson
Paula Perrine
Emily Mayer
Lois Waller
THE BOYS….
Steven Wakefield
Tricia Martin
Tricia’s ghost, plural, [Andrea and Ferney]
Billie Winkler
Cara Walker
Lila Fowler
Cheryl Thomas
Nicholas Morrow
Elizabeth Wakefield
Andrea Slade
Barbara from “No Place to Hide”
Bruce Patman
Danielle Alexander
Regina Morrow
Pamela Robertson
Amy Slutton
Jessica Wakefield
Liz Wakefield
Kristin Thomson
Todd Wilkins
Liz Wakefield
Patsy Webber
Jess Wakefield
Lila [everyone has a crack circa 1998]
Simone [model]
Courtney Kane
Suzanne Devlin
Girl from basketball camp one summer
Jeffery French [poor Jeffery!]
Liz Wakefield
Jess Wakefield
Ken Matthews
Jessica Wakefield
Suzanne Hanlon
Ms Dalton
Terri Adams
Olivia Freeverse Davidson
Amy Slutton
AJ Morgan
Liz Wakefield
Jess Wakefield
Suzanne Hanlon
Guy Chesney
Lynne Henry
Devon Whitelaw
Liz and accidentally Jess
Scott Trost
Amy Slutton
Jean West
Claire Middleton
Gordon Stoddard
Susan Stewart
John Pfeifer
Jennifer Mitchell
Lila Fowler
Hugh Grayson
Enid
Sophomore who is hotter than Enid
Ronnie Edwards
Enid
Nicky Shepard
Jess
Aaron Dallas
Heather Sanford
Suzanne Hanlon
Dana Larson
Heather Mallone
Jess
Keith Wagner
Jessica
Justin Belson
Molly Hecht
?Regina Morrow
Winston Egbert
Mandy Farmer
Maria Santelli
Rick Andover
Jessica
Artie Western
April Dawson
Peter DeHaven
Julie Porter
Amy Sutton
Tom McKay
Jess Wakefield
Sandra Bacon
Jeannie West
Men [you heard it here first]
Roger Barrett Patman
Jessica Wakefield
Olivia Davidson
Lila Fowler
Rosa Jameson
Bill Chase
DeeDee Gordon
Barry Rork
Amy Sutton
Manuel Lopez
Sandra Bacon
Ricky Capaldo
Annie Whitman
Michael Harris [sucker]
Maria Santelli
April Dawson
Neil Freemount
Jessica Wakefield
Penny Ayala
Randy Mason
Nobody. Would be lucky to get Lois Waller.
Jim Roberts
Shelley Novak
Allan Walters
Robin Wilson
Andy Jenkins
Tracy Gilbert
Bob Hillman
Sara Eastborne
Tim Eastborne
Amanda Hayes
[who are these people?]
Kirk Anderson
Jessica
Danny Porter
Jessica
Bryce Fisherman
Jessica
Zach Johnson
Jessica
David Prentiss
Jade Wu
Guy Chesney
Lynne Henry
Jonathan Cain
Enid Rollins
Jessica Wakefield
George Warren
Robin Wilson
Enid Rollins
Honourable mention…
Jerry “Crunch” McAllistar
Charlie Cashman
Max Dellon
Hmmm… I’m pretty sure that it was Johanna Porter (Julie’s older sister) who dated Peter De Haven, not Julie. Peter was dating Amy, but seeing Johanna on the side. Also, Julie Porter dated Bruce Patman at one point, but I think that she ends up with some guy named Josh–the names of both of these books escape me, but Julie and Johanna appear on the covers.
OK, upon further investigation, I found out that the 2 books featuring the Porter sisters were Last Chance and Troublemaker. Oddly, there is a Senior Year book also called Troublemaker–apparently Francine and co. couldn’t be bothered to come up with a different title! Anyway, turns out that Julie didn’t actually date Bruce (my bad), she just had the hots for him and was supposed to go to a party or something w/him but ultimately winds up with Josh.
Regina Tomorrow, you’re good! One set of twins complete with matching brunette dopplegangers was enough for me, so I never got those Porter girls sorted. :{
Minus ten for Fran-Pasc recycling titles. I can deal with recycled plots, but that is poor form
You forgot Tom dating Amy on his list (you included it on her list of conquests), not bad for SV’s ‘token gay guy’!
Amazing list, great work!
Also, this only covers their high school years! When you add in the SVU years, it’ll get crazier.
SVU will be tough given that I’ve only read about half of these…
Liz
Tom Watts
Todd Wilkins
Duke someone [right at the end]
Sam Burgess
Mike McAllery
Ryan from the beach
Jess
Mike McAllery
James Montgomery, pre med
Nick Fox
Loius Miles
…and Todd, apparently
Don’t forget Liz dating that crazy secret society guy, William White, in SVU! I’m pretty sure they dated anyway.
What about the girl that Todd dumps Liz for during Perfect Summer on the bike tour? I think her name was Courtney, too.
how about the guy liz dated on svh senior? i think his name is Conner McDermont???
Yeah usually I ignore senior year and junior high but that would make it interesting for sure…
“Olivia Davidson
Mr Stuart Bachman…NOT”
LMAO! Loved that book.
Add Rick Andover to Annie’s list! He’s one of the guys she dates in WKOG. I believe she actually dates 3-4 different guys in that book alone, before hooking up with Ricky. She also hooks up with another guy when they take that biking spring break trip. I can’t remember his name (since I last read it as a 12 year old), but Bruce told the guy she was huge whore. Then at the end, he decided he liked her anyway…
Don’t forget Robbie October for Jessica’s list–he’s the hottie/loser she meets on the bike trip in _Perfect Summer_.
Also, for Bruce’s list: when Jessica dumps soda on him in _Playing with Fire_, he’s out with Aline Montgomery (who is never mentioned before or again).
Olivia also dated James in “Olivia’s Story”. After she tried to be more “normal,” he painted two murals of her, one boring and one artsy, and asked her to choose. That was like the romantic ideal of my sixth-grade life!
Don’t forget Robbie October, from the super edition with Jessica!