Miller’s Point with Caroline Pearce

A guide to who’s dated who at Sweet Valley High

THE GIRLS….

Elizabeth Wakefield


Todd Wilkins

Jeffery French

Rene Glize

Luke the Werewolf

Chris [face transplanter]

Bruce Patman

Ken Matthews

Sam Woodruff

Devon Whitelaw

Nicholas Morrow

Jamie Galbraith

Eric Hankman [On the Run]

John Marin [disguised as Ben someone]

Laurent the French prince

Joey Mason

Alex “Brad” Parker

[Not bad for a year of monogamy]

Jessica Wakefield [how do I do this? Chronologically? Alphabetically?]

AJ Morgan

Sam Woodruff

Jeffery French, Todd Wilkins, Bruce Patman, Ken Matthews [the We’ve-Bagged-A-Wakefield quartet which I never got in on]

John Marin disguised as Scott Maderlake

Chris the Stalker

Christian Gorman

Jeremy Randall

Scott Daniels

James [Margo’s employee]

Keith Wagner

Nicky Shepherd

Scott Trost

Neil Freemount

Dannys Porter and Stauffer

Bryce Fisherman

Paul Mathis [camp]

Hans [exchange student]

Tom McKay

Cliff [Malibu]

Lucas [ski instructor]

Ryder Mitchell

Mick [lifeguard]

Jack Wayland

Michael Lewis

Lord Robert Pembroke

Jaques Landeau

Jordan [prom]

Zach Marsden

Alex [murder in paradise]

Quentin Berg

Cameron the gaffer

Brad [photographer]

Kirk Anderson

Kevin Borden

Alex Parker [Kansas]

Jean-Claude [from France, the first time]

Charlie from the phone line

Roger Barrett Patman

Brandon in Soap Star

As Daniella Fromage – Pierre

As Magenta Galaxy – Brett

Cara Walker

Steven Wakefield. Yawn.

Lila Fowler


Roger Barrett Patman

Beauregard Creighton the Third

John Pfeifer

Steven Wakefield

Ben [Malibu]

Tony Alimenti

Robby Godman

Annie Whitman

Ricky Capaldo

Tony Esteban

[Considering she’s the easy girl her track record is much better than Elizabeth’s. Just saying.]

Jeanie West

Tom McKay

Sandra Bacon

Tom McKay

Manny Lopez

Amy Sutton


Tom McKay

Johnny back home

Ken Matthews

Bruce Patman

Barry Rork

Scott Trost

Peter De Haven

Maria Santelli

Michael Harris

Winston Egbert

Andrea Slade

Nicholas Morrow

Regina Morrow

Bruce Patman

Justin Belson?

Enid Rollins

Tad “Blubber” Johnston

Jonathon Cain

George Warren

Hugh Grayson,

Ronnie Edwards,

Lila’s cousin Christopher,

Lucas [ski instructor] Um, how did this happen?

Pamela Robertson

Bruce Patman

The male cohort of Big Mesa

April Dawson


Michael Harris

Artie Western

Ginny Belasca

Mike [on the phone]

Denise Hadley

Jay McGuire

Olivia Davidson

Harry Minton

Roger Barrett Patman

Mr Stuart Bachman…NOT

Ken Matthews

Molly Hecht

Justin Belson

Buzz the dealer

Tricia Martin

Steven Wakefield

Penny Ayala

Neil Freemount

Dana Larson

Prince Arthur of Santa Dora

Aaron Dallas

Caroline Pearce

“Adam”

Claire Middleton

Scott Trost

Michael Lewis

Danny Porter

Patty Gilbert

Jim Hollis

Cheryl Thomas

Steven Wakefield

Kristin Thompson

Bruce Patman

Robin Wilson

Allen Walters

George Warren

Dee Dee Gordon

Bill Chase

Suzanne Hanlon


Ken Matthews

AJ Morgan

Heather Mallone

Aaron Dallas

Shelly Novak

Jim Roberts

Susan Stewart

Gordon Stoddard

Jennifer Mitchell

John Pfeifer

Mandy Farmer

Winston Egbert

Patsy Webber

Todd Wilkins

Jade Wu

David Prentiss

Julie Porter

Peter DeHaven

Rosa Jameson

Roger Barrett Patman

Besty Martin

Jason Stone

Sally Larson

Mark Riley

An honourable mention to the perpetual dateless [god knows how they survive in Sweet Valley…]

Maria Slater

Jennifer Morris

Abbie Richardson

Paula Perrine

Emily Mayer

Lois Waller

THE BOYS….

Steven Wakefield


Tricia Martin

Tricia’s ghost, plural, [Andrea and Ferney]

Billie Winkler

Cara Walker

Lila Fowler

Cheryl Thomas

Nicholas Morrow

Elizabeth Wakefield

Andrea Slade

Barbara from “No Place to Hide”

Bruce Patman

Danielle Alexander

Regina Morrow

Pamela Robertson

Amy Slutton

Jessica Wakefield

Liz Wakefield

Kristin Thomson

Todd Wilkins

Liz Wakefield

Patsy Webber

Jess Wakefield

Lila [everyone has a crack circa 1998]

Simone [model]

Courtney Kane

Suzanne Devlin

Girl from basketball camp one summer

Jeffery French [poor Jeffery!]

Liz Wakefield

Jess Wakefield

Ken Matthews

Jessica Wakefield

Suzanne Hanlon

Ms Dalton

Terri Adams

Olivia Freeverse Davidson

Amy Slutton

AJ Morgan

Liz Wakefield

Jess Wakefield

Suzanne Hanlon

Guy Chesney

Lynne Henry

Devon Whitelaw

Liz and accidentally Jess

Scott Trost

Amy Slutton

Jean West

Claire Middleton

Gordon Stoddard

Susan Stewart

John Pfeifer

Jennifer Mitchell

Lila Fowler

Hugh Grayson

Enid

Sophomore who is hotter than Enid

Ronnie Edwards

Enid

Nicky Shepard

Jess

Aaron Dallas

Heather Sanford

Suzanne Hanlon

Dana Larson

Heather Mallone

Jess

Keith Wagner

Jessica

Justin Belson

Molly Hecht

?Regina Morrow

Winston Egbert

Mandy Farmer

Maria Santelli

Rick Andover

Jessica

Artie Western

April Dawson

Peter DeHaven

Julie Porter

Amy Sutton

Tom McKay

Jess Wakefield

Sandra Bacon

Jeannie West

Men [you heard it here first]

Roger Barrett Patman


Jessica Wakefield

Olivia Davidson

Lila Fowler

Rosa Jameson

Bill Chase

DeeDee Gordon

Barry Rork

Amy Sutton

Manuel Lopez

Sandra Bacon

Ricky Capaldo

Annie Whitman

Michael Harris [sucker]

Maria Santelli

April Dawson

Neil Freemount

Jessica Wakefield

Penny Ayala

Randy Mason

Nobody. Would be lucky to get Lois Waller.

Jim Roberts

Shelley Novak

Allan Walters

Robin Wilson

Andy Jenkins

Tracy Gilbert

Bob Hillman

Sara Eastborne

Tim Eastborne

Amanda Hayes

[who are these people?]

Kirk Anderson

Jessica

Danny Porter

Jessica

Bryce Fisherman

Jessica

Zach Johnson

Jessica

David Prentiss

Jade Wu

Guy Chesney

Lynne Henry

Jonathan Cain

Enid Rollins

Jessica Wakefield

George Warren

Robin Wilson

Enid Rollins

Honourable mention…

Jerry “Crunch” McAllistar

Charlie Cashman

Max Dellon

Can you think of any more? [I’m sure I only scraped the surface with Jessica…]

19 Responses to “Miller’s Point with Caroline Pearce”

  1. Regina Tomorrow August 17, 2010 at 4:25 am #

    Hmmm… I’m pretty sure that it was Johanna Porter (Julie’s older sister) who dated Peter De Haven, not Julie. Peter was dating Amy, but seeing Johanna on the side. Also, Julie Porter dated Bruce Patman at one point, but I think that she ends up with some guy named Josh–the names of both of these books escape me, but Julie and Johanna appear on the covers.

  2. Regina Tomorrow August 17, 2010 at 7:40 am #

    OK, upon further investigation, I found out that the 2 books featuring the Porter sisters were Last Chance and Troublemaker. Oddly, there is a Senior Year book also called Troublemaker–apparently Francine and co. couldn’t be bothered to come up with a different title! Anyway, turns out that Julie didn’t actually date Bruce (my bad), she just had the hots for him and was supposed to go to a party or something w/him but ultimately winds up with Josh.

  3. winstonegbert August 18, 2010 at 5:59 pm #

    Regina Tomorrow, you’re good! One set of twins complete with matching brunette dopplegangers was enough for me, so I never got those Porter girls sorted. :{
    Minus ten for Fran-Pasc recycling titles. I can deal with recycled plots, but that is poor form

  4. Totally Sweet Valley August 20, 2010 at 4:01 pm #

    You forgot Tom dating Amy on his list (you included it on her list of conquests), not bad for SV’s ‘token gay guy’! 🙂

    Amazing list, great work!

  5. Kristina August 24, 2010 at 1:29 am #

    Also, this only covers their high school years! When you add in the SVU years, it’ll get crazier.

    • winstonegbert April 26, 2011 at 7:43 am #

      SVU will be tough given that I’ve only read about half of these…
      Liz
      Tom Watts
      Todd Wilkins
      Duke someone [right at the end]
      Sam Burgess
      Mike McAllery
      Ryan from the beach

      Jess
      Mike McAllery
      James Montgomery, pre med
      Nick Fox
      Loius Miles
      …and Todd, apparently

      • mchichester April 27, 2011 at 1:49 am #

        Don’t forget Liz dating that crazy secret society guy, William White, in SVU! I’m pretty sure they dated anyway.

  6. Jessica Squits the Quad March 4, 2011 at 10:40 am #

    What about the girl that Todd dumps Liz for during Perfect Summer on the bike tour? I think her name was Courtney, too.

  7. lara April 26, 2011 at 5:04 am #

    how about the guy liz dated on svh senior? i think his name is Conner McDermont???

    • winstonegbert April 26, 2011 at 7:40 am #

      Yeah usually I ignore senior year and junior high but that would make it interesting for sure…

  8. toni May 5, 2011 at 2:29 am #

    “Olivia Davidson

    Mr Stuart Bachman…NOT”

    LMAO! Loved that book.

  9. Jenn October 23, 2011 at 7:17 pm #

    Add Rick Andover to Annie’s list! He’s one of the guys she dates in WKOG. I believe she actually dates 3-4 different guys in that book alone, before hooking up with Ricky. She also hooks up with another guy when they take that biking spring break trip. I can’t remember his name (since I last read it as a 12 year old), but Bruce told the guy she was huge whore. Then at the end, he decided he liked her anyway…

  10. SVGeek November 4, 2011 at 8:42 am #

    Don’t forget Robbie October for Jessica’s list–he’s the hottie/loser she meets on the bike trip in _Perfect Summer_.

    Also, for Bruce’s list: when Jessica dumps soda on him in _Playing with Fire_, he’s out with Aline Montgomery (who is never mentioned before or again).

  11. Oliviasnotdead March 25, 2012 at 12:55 am #

    Olivia also dated James in “Olivia’s Story”. After she tried to be more “normal,” he painted two murals of her, one boring and one artsy, and asked her to choose. That was like the romantic ideal of my sixth-grade life!

  12. lina May 24, 2012 at 3:13 am #

    Don’t forget Robbie October, from the super edition with Jessica!

  13. kimberley April 12, 2014 at 3:58 pm #

    Jessica and Winston love hate and Todd by marriage Reagan mike jason Pitts from game.

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